#SMWNYC - NOPE. NOT HAPPENING.

GOD HELP US. 

FORTUNATELY, WE’RE NOT THERE AND WE DON’T CARE. OUR HANGOVER FROM THE WEEKEND IS MORE EXCITING THAN THIS. 

THIS TIME AROUND, WE’RE HANDING THIS ONE OVER TO YOU: 

IF YOU SEE, HEAR, OR EVEN SMELL A PIECE OF INANE WANK DRESSED UP AS A SOCIAL MEDIA ‘INSIGHT’, YOU CAN MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE BY DOING ONE OF TWO THINGS: 

1. REPLY / RT SAID BS WITH ‘#THISISNOTANINSIGHT’.
2. SWITCH TWITTER OFF AND WISH YOU WERE DOING SOMETHING ELSE MORE MEANINGFUL WITH YOUR LIFE. 

CLEAR? CLEAR.

ON THAT NOTE, ANYONE SEEN THE VODKA? #SMWLDN WILL BE ALONG ANY DAY NOW AND WE’RE NOWHERE NEAR DRUNK ENOUGH.

AND THAT’S IT. THE CLOSING PARTY IS OVER, WE’RE OUT OF VODKA, AND WE’RE FUCKING KNACKERED.

THIS WASN’T EVEN ALL OF IT. THIS WAS ONLY THE STUFF FROM THE #SMWLDN HASHTAG. #SMWLONDON? #SMW13? #SMW? FUCK. THAT. SHIT. TOO MUCH. 

DID WE BULLY NEWBIES? NO. 
DID WE CHALLENGE THE STATUS QUO? MAYBE. 
DID WE MAKE PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK BEFORE THEY TWEETED?

WE FUCKING HOPE SO. 

SEE YOU AT #SMW14. IF ANY OF YOU STILL CARE (AND IF WE CAN BE ARSED), WE’LL TELL YOU WHO WE ARE THEN.
 
SO LONG, AND THANKS FOR ALL THE LOLZ.